誰想到2歲的女孩也會出賣媽媽呢XD


(來源:ETtoday)

2歲女「出賣辣媽裸照」上傳Snapchat 同事回傳:感謝!下場超尷尬

美國俄亥俄州一名30歲的母親,日前裸著身子在家中吹頭髮,並把自己的手機交給2歲的女兒玩,結果沒想到在換裝時接到同事傳來訊息,「謝謝妳的裸照」,她立刻機覺不對勁。後來她發現原來女兒偷拍了她的裸照,還傳給15名聯絡人,包括她的大學男同學、前同事等,讓她尷尬到恨不得立馬消失。

根據英國《鏡報》報導,絲密特(Emily Schmitt)11日光裸著身子在房內吹頭髮,沒想到她的女兒卡森(Carsyn)不小心打開了手機鏡頭,意外拍下了她的裸體,再誤打誤撞找到社群軟體Snapchat內的聯絡人,按下發送鍵。

絲密特表示自己在換裝上妝時,收到同為房產經紀人的女同事艾許莉(Ashley)傳來的訊息,「謝謝妳的裸照。」不明所以的她回傳「什麼?」但她當下就立刻想到慘了,可能是女兒把自己給出賣了,後來對方在電話裡的反應證實了她的猜測,「我不知道該怎麼解釋,我原本不打算說什麼,因為,嗯,這沒關係。但我猜今早妳其中一個孩子可能拿了妳的手機。」

絲密特翻開紀錄,發現女兒將她的裸照大方贈送給15個人,對象有她以前的大學同學、工作上的熟人、前客戶,更慘的是還有現在這份工作的好幾個同事。她形容自己尷尬至極,甚至感覺像死了一分鐘才又回到人世,而重回人間的原因是,讓她可以把這則故事公開,讓大家笑笑。

主動在Snapchat發出道歉文後,15人中有不少人回傳訊息給絲密特,表示的確收到她的裸照,或是收到天花板和嬰兒腳丫的照片。她工作的房地產經紀公司老闆就是自己的父母親,所以當她走進公司時,父親竟然打趣地說「哦看,本公司的A片女星來了。」

絲密特也把這件事情告訴丈夫德瑞克(Derek),他的反應是大笑好一會,才說「只有卡森才會幹這種事」,「我好難過卡森沒有也給我傳一張」。駭人的人生危機在眾人的諒解與自制下成為一則軼聞趣事,她說沒有人用螢幕截圖或錄下來,而且是Snapchat,所以照片現在也消失了,而公開分享故事後,她才發現自己並不孤單,因為還有人裸體被家裡的小寶貝在臉書上直播。

(來源:NEWS.COM.AU)

Emily Schmitt mortified after daughter 2, sent nude photos to her contacts

A mother-of-four was ‘mortified’ to discover her toddler had sent a picture of her bare bum to contacts in her phone - including work colleagues and former uni pals.

Emily Schmitt allowed two-year-old daughter Carsyn to play with her phone while she dried her hair on Sunday, The Sun reported.

But as she stood naked, the 30-year-old was clueless to the snap-happy child taking naked shots of her mother’s bare behind and sending them to various friends on Snapchat.

It wasn’t until she received a text from a co-worker saying ‘thanks for the nude’ that Emily’s pulse started racing - as she realised what her daughter had been up to.

Little Carsyn had sent embarrassing photos to 15 people, including former university friends, a work acquaintance, former clients and co-workers.

Emily rushed to send out an apology as some confirmed they’d actually been sent a picture of her ceiling and Carsyn’s foot, others revealed they had seen her fully nude from the ‘backside’.

Emily has now bravely shared her story to make people laugh - after finding comfort in other parents’ embarrassing toddler tales.

Emily, from Ohio, US, said: “I was mortified. I literally think I died for a minute then came back to life so I could tell people what happened.

“It’s so funny - this child of mine is wild. We just say she’s feral - she cannot be tamed.

“My parents own the real estate brokerage that I work for. To make matters even worse I walked in the next day and my dad, who’s the broker, was like ‘oh look, here comes the company porn star’.

“I was like ‘okay, I quit. I’m done’.

“It’s just a joke all round here and I thought it’s a dark, twisted world at the moment so sharing something on a Monday morning to make people laugh would help out.”

Emily had been getting ready for a house viewing on Sunday when she received a worried phone call from her friend, who warned her of the viral potential of her photos.

Emily said: “I was getting ready to get started and my phone notified me someone had sent me a message on Snapchat.

“It was actually one of my fellow agents that works with me. She just said ‘thanks for the nudes’.

“I responded ‘what?’ But I just knew.

“I remember that morning Carsyn had my phone while I was getting ready.

“I said ‘what?’ and she immediately called me. Ashley, my agent, was like ‘Emily, I don’t know how to explain this and I wasn’t going to say anything because, like, it’s okay. But I think one of your kids had your phone this morning’.

“I just said ‘yes. Yes, they did’.

“I’d taken a shower that morning and after I get out the shower, I stay naked while I’m drying my hair because it’s hot.

“I remember my two-year-old sitting on my bed and I said ‘oh my god Ashley, I’m so sorry’.

“She said ‘I want to make sure you’re aware in case it was sent to anyone else’.

“At that moment I thought ‘oh god’. I said ‘tell me what I’m dealing with here - what angle?’

“She said I was standing there doing my hair and they saw it from the backside.”

After chatting with Ashley, Emily discovered little Carsyn had sent snapchat messages to 15 people - including a former university friend who had a crush on her mum.

Emily said: “I pulled Snapchat up to go to the sent stuff and there was probably 15 people that she had snapped that morning that I didn’t.

“It’s people I don’t talk to all the time. I was like ‘oh, there’s the guy I went to college with who had a crush on me’ and ‘oh, there’s a past client of mine’, ‘there’s an old co-worker’.

“I don’t know it went to everybody. I immediately responded to everybody and some responded back to say the picture they got was the ceiling, or a sideways picture of a kid’s foot.

“It didn’t go to everybody but it for sure went to one of my agents and one of my past clients.

“Luckily it was Snapchat so we’ve got to find the positives. It didn’t save and no one took a picture or screenshotted it.

“It’s gone forever. That’s a small comfort after everyone seeing my butt in the morning.”

Now Emily has shared her embarrassing story with social media users and has been comforted to know she’s not the only one with humiliating tales to tell.

Emily said: “Everybody is laughing. I immediately posted it to snapchat just because I wanted to apologise so everyone knew what happened if they got it.

“99 per cent of people are bursting out laughing because they know it could happen to them.

“Other people are sharing stories about how their toddler went on Facebook Live while they were naked. It’s not just me.

“When I called my husband, Derek, he burst out laughing. He said ‘only Carsyn would do this’.

“He said ‘I’m upset Carsyn didn’t send it to me’.”

這家人也太歡樂了,就沒有人安慰受害者的嗎XD
畢竟是2歲女孩又這麼可愛,相信媽媽也生氣不起來吧~
說到裸照的笑話當然也少不了這個:

(來源:三立新聞網)

收到正妹「粿照」他見粉嫩畫面傻眼了

臉書上許多陌生網友經常會傳訊息來聊天,一名男網友就分享,曾有女生跟他說「我給你看我的粿照」,他害羞回答對方「真的假的,這樣好嗎,好啊我要看」,結果對方傳來的竟是一張「紅龜粿」的照片,他仔細一看才知道,原來是自己上當了,誤把「粿照」兩個字看成「裸照」,搞笑對話也讓大家笑翻。

一名網友在臉書社團《爆笑公社》轉貼一張粉專《台灣の製茶》的照片,照片中只見女方傳訊喊話「我給你看我的粿照」,並打上一個愛心符號,就讓男子忍不住動搖,害羞回道「真的假的,這樣好嗎,好啊我要看!」接著女方就傳了一張粉紅色的紅龜粿照片,男生一看傻眼,才發現自己上當了,原來對方玩的是文字遊戲,害他誤把「粿照」2字看成「裸照」,生氣飆罵髒話。

許多網友看了也笑翻,紛紛留言「不管被騙幾次…我都還是會上當,桑心」、「果然是粉紅色的呢」、「詐騙集團來了」、「看了好想吃…我是說粿」、「色鬼才會上當吧,我一眼就看出來了欸」、「裸、粿傻傻分不清楚」、「跟想看我的奶奶照有異曲同工之妙」、「臉書應該新增一個翻白眼的表情」。

不過這段玩笑話,其實並非第一次出現,不少網友都曾在網路上跟大家開玩笑,利用粿照和裸照的相似處發文,另一名女網友就曾在《爆廢公社二館》PO文問大家「你們想看我的粿照嗎?」,也是釣出不少老司機留言,笑說「真的是粿」、「原來是宵夜文啊」。

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